It is a vestment for your dog with scientifically proven tendencies to relieve animal anxiety caused by thunderstorms, fireworks, strangers in weird hats, other animals and countless additional sources of irritating animal behavior. Examples of bad dog actions were shown in a montage of “before” vignettes in which animals (mostly dogs) ripped up upholstery, barked like they were possessed, urinated on sacred family treasures and generally spazzed out. As soon as they were strapped into the Thundershirt, which looks like a segmented Velcro life vest, these dogs immediately calmed down like they had smoked a pound of Humboldt.
Cats actually being launched from catapults calmly accepted their journey with the quiet cool of the Apollo 13 commander once they were fitted into this stylish space suit The testimonials flowed as folks who you know probably inflicted their ill-behaved pets on everyone they knew, suddenly copped out to previously owning hell hounds. Now they could gush their thanks to the inventors of this product for transforming their unruly beasts in to the loving companions they had always unreasonably insisted their victims recognize existed behind this unfortunate mask of mouth-foaming terror.
Now you can take your vicious animal to church, a fancy restaurant, or a letter carriers convention, confident that your dog will behave like a valium chasing Harvard professor.
Your doctor could have them on hand for you when you get that diagnosis you’ve been dreading. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news…..the good news is that you can keep this free vest I just had you put on instead of that pesky and embarrassing hospital garment you've been wearing for all those tests.”
I hope you all get a chance to see this add. It’s just the darndest thing and the applications for human use are really limitless.. It’s what Newt Gingrich wears to marriage counseling and Captain Mario Schettino wears instead of a life vest.
My only question is why didn’t they invent this vest for the rest sooner.
These are the days.
Great story but I could have done without the picture of your dog showing off his "goods"...so to speak.... : )ReplyDelete
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Love it. Wonder if it can be ordered in bulk? LolReplyDelete